Ten Reasons Palin Should Not Be Allowed Within Ten Yards of the Oval Office

*Please note: This post is intended as a joke. It does not represent the actual views of the author or of The Cheshire Smile.*

1. She referred to herself as a Pit Bull wearing lipstick. Because that's what I want leading the country.

2. The First Dude. At least Bill Clinton would have ended up with a more sophisticated nickname.

3. Judging by her convention speech, she is incapable of speaking without sarcasm. Sarcasm may not be the best method of convincing the Iranians to give up on their nukes...

4. She believes that the war was "God's will". Perhaps it's just me, but I think the rationale for foreign policy decisions should be a little more...down to Earth.

5. I'd rather the White House Lawn not be covered in fake snow to satisfy the First Dude's snow race needs.

6. With Tag under her desk, where would she stash her new grandchild while Bristol goes to school?

7. Whatever else you might say about Hillary Clinton (and I am certainly not her biggest fan), at least she didn't sport a beehive. The fifties called...They want their hair back.

8. Heart really did call...They want their song back. (Seriously: The band Heart wants Sarah Palin to stop using the song "Barracuda" as her anthem!)

9. Who names their children Track, Bristol, and Tag? Piper and Willow are bad enough, but Track? Really?

10. Hockey mom is a stupid term referring to a nonexistent demographic. Stop saying it!